high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

Guilt-trip-tray

The tray at a party which contains raw vegetables, such as broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, tomatoes, snow peas, squash, and zucchini; it goads one to eat healthy, low calorie, bad-tasting foods whilst juxtaposed against unhealthy, fattening, good-tasting foods, and causes guilt trips in most who choose its alternatives.

I eat one thing each from the guilt-trip-tray at parties, before I eat the good stuff; that justifies unlimited calories afterward.

by Organist_USA May 8, 2019

Camping trip to Colorado

An abortion in Texas is referred to as a camping trip to Colorado. Since a person can be sued in Texas for helping another person get an abortion, people use this code.

“Girl, that guy who couch surfs knocked me up last month. I need to yeet a fetus!”

“I got you, girl, we’re setting up a camping trip to Colorado.”

by arlingo December 6, 2023

Reality Trip

A man consisting of 2 parts: 50% insanity, 50% Ganja. Also the self-proclaimed 'greatest man alive' and is responsible for several counts of internet deviance, he is also in love with Warlain

Hay who is reality trip?

by Cedric September 22, 2003

niggah tripping

when yo NIGGAH is tripping

ay cuh that niggah tripping balls, he shot that cracker ass nigga

by encla1v June 3, 2022

Drip Trip

Doing a large Dab while on a LSD or Mushroom trip

Don’t drip trip if you’re not used to handling psychedelics bro.

by Eleyspeaks August 22, 2023