open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")
Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
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back door merchant

a term used to describe a very gay man.
That fruity bastard is for sure a back door merchant.
by stillboy615 October 14, 2007
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Open the Church Doors

When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.
"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"
by 'Noke Man July 20, 2008
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3 doors down

An amazing band, one of my favorites since 2001. Severely underrated, they are one of the few rock bands that I feel truly put feeling into their music anymore. They are also the only band to have had a single song simultaneously on top of the pop, rock, and alternative charts with the song "kryptonite". In short, this band fucking rocks, and I will teabag anybody who says otherwise. Also, probably the only band that I've heard in the last 5 years who has a CD where every song is good.
"you're getting closer, to pushing me off of life's little edge, cus I'm a loser, and sooner or later you know I'll be dead" -3 doors down, loser
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Four Door Porsche

A slightly chubby girl but with a really cute face
Bro Julie is pretty cute, but she's kind of a four door Porsche
by Richard Johnson July 11, 2017
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The Back Door Sneak

1) A devious ploy, which involves trickery and the element of surprise. (The most literal definition is inserting your P into a girls A instead of her V)
2) Any situation with your friends where you come from seemingly nowhere to surprise them
*similar concept to a back door cut in basketball... but with more real world application
jeez, i was gonna hook up with cait, had that shit all set up, and then u run the back door sneak on me?!?" "sorry bro, im sure she'll still fuck you too
by premature_4life April 06, 2011
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Back-Door Bandit

Noun ~ Some one who actively seeks and violates peoples or sexual partner's anus' for sexual pleasure.
Shaniqua: "So basically yeah, you know Tyrone? Yeah he threw me on the bed when we was gettin' freaky yeah and slid in all Snake like a Back-Door Bandit fam and he was sweatin' and wheezin' all over me yeah you get me?"

Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you
by CXN May 16, 2016
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