Ticketmaster Convenience Charge

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.

The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."

by mind the gap October 14, 2011

dick tickler

Slang for a person's fingers.

Tom and Ben work in an industrial setting.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.

by Ben354 June 23, 2007

dick tickler

A tongue piercing.

I just got a new dick tickler done at Joe's piercing and bait shop!

by sw June 17, 2003

tickling the pear

Euphemism for mastubation. Orginated in the Harry Potter fandom. It comes from the fact that to gain entrance into the school kitchens, one must tickle the pair on a painting of fruit guarding the entrance. Hermione Granger learns this when the Weasley twins let the secret slip.

Harry bit his lip, trying not to let a whimper escape as he tickled his pear, fantasizing desperately about Dobby the House-elf.

by some rabid fandom lurker March 24, 2005

tickle the pickle

When you toss your long term Christian boyfriend off , you do this until he crys for god

"Last night charlie was screaming for god after I tickle the pickle so good"

by Pickletickled November 24, 2016

Pee Tickle

The action of tickling the end of the penis to expedite the start of urination

After several seconds in front of the urinal, Ryan was growing impatient so he had to do the old pee tickle to get the flow started

by RyGuyNomad December 27, 2009

Anal Tickle

The sharp strong itching sensation occuring in the rectum that makes u swerve in your chair.

Yikes! that was some anal tickle in history class...i wanted to card swipe my ass it was so powerful

by Ryan + Jeff March 11, 2004