All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
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Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
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A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
by stayblk August 12, 2011
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Get the wood plank mug.1. the erectile response a male experiances upon being aroused by a prostitute
2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin
2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin
by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009
Get the ho wood mug.Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018
Get the Miss Wood mug.When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(
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