System of Record

An IT system which is the master system for the data that it owns and that is responsible for the full lifecycle of the data around it, and the processes around those data.

Customer Data is maintaining a big Database which is a System of Record.

by flyredeagle October 21, 2020

Imperial System

An archaic system developed by a drunken lobster

- I ran 10 kilometres today
- Can you convert that to the Imperial System?
- lmao no

by aHikingBear April 14, 2024

steakandkidneys system

an osdd system of hot people <3/p -george

"have you heard of steakandkidneys system?"
"yeah i heard they're all hot bitches

by whoreishbehavior September 11, 2021

The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 4, 2022

reboot the system

To kick the shit out of someone in an effort to correct their behavior

Jason was acting like a twat, so I had to reboot the system.

by Guitarplayer4life36 February 4, 2016

Flagging System

An abusive urban dictionary system that gets normal words banned from the website.

Definition: Racist: The hatred of people of a race
Idiot racist: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HWO DARE YOU!!!!!! *uses the flagging system to take it down*
*Day passes*
Definition: *deleted*

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

The den system

The den system is a system well known on Quotev.com. They’re widely hated for their toxic victim complex, predatory behaviors, and overall disrespect for the people around them. Sakura is the main one who gets slandered, however her sysmates Quackity, Cole, and Pearl get quite a bit of slander as well. The whole system is problematic White trash with mediocre looks and disgusting behavior.

“I hate the den system.”
“I agree.”

by Cigarettes out the window. August 8, 2022