A panda and brown is just the liquid shite of an endangered animal. The ultimate way to “punk someone” as all the kids say.
by TotallyNotLuke January 21, 2021

A holy and sacred animal put on this earth so that we would be happy. They sit on their butts most of the day eating bamboo like in the picture below . However, these sacred animals population is decreasing and they are on the verge of extinction. We have to save these pandas so we can forever admire their cuteness or else they One True Panda God will unleash his wrath.
Panda UwU
by Bitkrin November 21, 2019

by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

Panda means a girl who wears really bad makeup and thinks she is very cool but actually has no friends :)
-Omg She is such a panda!
by Unknown Jokes February 27, 2017

Someone who is extremely picky with sexual partners. It notoriously difficult to get Pandas to mate in captivity so when someone is referred to as a Panda, they are the type of person who needs the perfect circumstances to hook up otherwise they won't want to have sex.
by Panda_guy April 3, 2024

(noun, singular, legend-in-the-making)
1. A rare breed. A perfect mix of ruthless ambition, sharp intellect, and untouchable finesse. Destined for greatness, whether it's locking down opponents on the court or commanding the seas as a future NDA officer.
2. The blueprint. Stands tall at 5’10” but plays like a giant. Tactical, calculated, and always three steps ahead—whether it’s in basketball, academics, or life itself. Handles in progress. Shot getting deadlier. Work ethic unmatched.
3. An unstoppable force. Once on a mission, there’s no stopping him. Resilient. Disciplined. Relentless. A name that will be remembered—not just said.
1. A rare breed. A perfect mix of ruthless ambition, sharp intellect, and untouchable finesse. Destined for greatness, whether it's locking down opponents on the court or commanding the seas as a future NDA officer.
2. The blueprint. Stands tall at 5’10” but plays like a giant. Tactical, calculated, and always three steps ahead—whether it’s in basketball, academics, or life itself. Handles in progress. Shot getting deadlier. Work ethic unmatched.
3. An unstoppable force. Once on a mission, there’s no stopping him. Resilient. Disciplined. Relentless. A name that will be remembered—not just said.
by joseph.apline February 27, 2025
