alaskan hair tie

the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ

Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.

by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023

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Alaskan Cliffhanger

The act of placing a dip, chew, or nicotine pouch in one's upper lip instead of the traditional lower lip. This is often done to be more discreet, as it is less noticeable and doesn't require spitting

I've got a big meeting in 5 minutes, so I'll throw in an Alaskan Cliffhanger

by Two Llamas and a Bird August 30, 2025

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Alaskan Loogie

During a blow job, at the point of climax the male pulls out and ejaculates up into their partners nose. The partner then snorts and spits out the ejaculate.

True story dude, my girl was being pain last night, so I surprised her with an Alaskan Loogie.

by PHD. Mike Hunt March 6, 2018

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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

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alaskan ziploc

Shoving ice inside a woman's vagina

Rosie wanted to spice up her sex life, so she let her boyfriend perform an Alaskan Ziploc on her

by germanpenguin May 6, 2018

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Alaskan Spitoon

Is an act in which a man is behind his partner, beating goozles, and places his 2 index fingers inside their butthole, hooks them and pulls the anus apart. Upon doing this, he then spits his baccar juice into the cavernous opening.

I was with ol girl from up the holler and I was drowning and she offered to let me give her an Alaskan Spitoon.

by Pantyduster BT December 29, 2022

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