Thokes

An awful hormone that lives inside children until the age of 15. On the teenagers 15th birthday, they are relieved of most sympotoms, such as bitchiness, arguing and general crapiness. Some of the side effects of Thokes are forgetfulness, tiredness and sometimes, amazing hilarity. Some of the symptoms can live on past the age of 15, but cases are rare.

Guy 1: Oh, I'm so tired.

Guy 2: God damn Thokes.

Guy 1: Yeah it's a flucking bitch.

Guy 2: Like our 14 year old selves.

by Necca Crurley and Jeck Stocks February 28, 2013

Thotachu

A hoe that pops up out of no where

Where the fuck did this thotachu come from?

by KenTheYoutuber April 24, 2015

Thongy

1) An Australian shoey, a 'thongy' is the art of placing your thong heel first into your mouth, and bending the sides to form a half pipe where your mate then pours a drink down.

Corey: Jack wanna do a thongy cunt

Jack: Sure thing, only if its corona though

by CHUNKYCUNT August 28, 2016

thot destroyer

The destroyer of Thots

Begone THOT, the thot destroyer is here

by Alfonso Virgen September 20, 2017

thots and players

2019 version of “thoughts and prayers”.

“Thots and players” are what millennials give to gawd, and hoes we don’t like much.

Her: “I’m dating your ex now.”

Me: “Well...thots and players, bish.

by PolarisTarot March 18, 2019

Thotpocket

A girl that is a hoe. All she is used for is a pocket for your dick.

Man look at that girl over there. You can tell she's a Thotpocket by the way she's dressed.

by Alec643 June 8, 2015

Thought Riot

1. n-An A-F Records band, who, mark my words, is the next big punk band. (watch me jinx them x.X) Their name is a reference to George Orwell's 1984

Thought Riot is an awesome band

by Shadovsky August 25, 2004