Testin

To test.

Quit testin me.

by Inferno Thor May 15, 2018

testicle beads

Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds

I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it

by Foliscious June 27, 2018

Testical Knockers

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.

The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.

by MyBitchLikesToSuck July 16, 2018

testicle terminator

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.

Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.

by jonathan0913 August 8, 2018

Testiclepathy

When the seam of the nutsack is orally encountered, a strange Echo occurs in both ears.

She worked my balls so good the testiclepathy echoed in my ears for 3 days

by Rustyplunger September 15, 2018

Testicularexplodoses

Tes-tic-u-lar-explod-oses

Beating your dick too much could result in a condition known as testicularexplodoses in which all of the sperm cells would explode out of the testicles in a similar fashion to a frag grenade.

Coroner 1: Yup there's evidence of intense masterbation.

Coroner 2: Damn we lost another one to Testicularexplodoses.

by YaBoiDark December 15, 2018

Testicular Eclipse

When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.

Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!

by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019