Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

by Spartacusss February 18, 2009

survivability

survive+ ability

if you are on the uninhabited island alone, it may depend on your survivability

by a.k.a.ben September 15, 2009

Surprise Marlin

When you are fucking your girl, and you stick your fingure in her butt hole to perk her up. Then take you other hand and stick it in her mouth just like you caught a giant marlin. Once your finger is in her mouth your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture, of your giant catch.

Danny: dude you will never guess what i did to monique.
Stan: Aww man what could do to that whale?
Danny: I gave her a surprise marlin, Big Tom took the pic.
Stan: Dude that is sick i wish i could do that.
Danny: in time you will, in time you will...

by catch of the day 1968 November 27, 2009

Survival patch

An small material oval, interlocked with a strong, flint weave; Often used to cover the worn, elbow area of a shirt/jacket.

One can create fire by rubbing two or more survival patches together, causing friction.

Dean - "It's so damn cold out here, I wish we had some source of warmth."

Isaac - "Hey, grab that shredded weed. I can use my survival patch to make a small fire."

Greg - "This small fabric oval. What does it mean?"

Tom - "It doesn't mean anything sir... It's a survival patch.

by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010

Surgary

the white version of salty. mad, angry, outraged.

on a scale of one to surgary how sweet-tart are you?

im so surgary that we lost that game!!

by keyxyz September 11, 2010

Sureha

Meaning breathtakingly beautiful like the morning sunrise. Originates from the Indo-aryan languages.

wow, sureha....

by arabica November 6, 2010

surewest

I make mad moneyz on diz stock foolz.

I buy surewest for ten dollaz and B sell'N for fitteen a week lata.

by ted-dizzle-sizzle-minizzle June 22, 2011