Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023

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Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot

"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"

by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022

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Stroke check

When a friend casually checks if you have stroke symptoms

Hey can you smile for me?
Sure!.... did you just stroke check me?!

by Verdain November 19, 2022

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stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

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Stroke Stabber

A person that says everything is gay, stinky, or homo. These people are usually devoid of affection and attention trying to feel the littlest amount of love by doing anything to get the attention of others. It is usually used as a insult to these type of people.

You pitiful little "Stroke Stabber".

by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023

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