Stephen

A Stephen is someone who will lash out violently at you for no reason. He will proceed to choke you and/or go for the vulcan neck pinch to make you pass out. He will ask you to raise your hand and then tell you that no one cares. Stephens are very egotistical creatures that think they know everything about everything. But then you realize you're right, but they really don't care. They will tell you "Dese nuts" and/or give you the finger. They refute everything you say, no matter what it is. Even if you agree with them. Which just makes you angry. They're mentally insane for the most part, someone not even a mother could love. They piss you off constantly and yet you can't help but love them. They real you in with laughter then they laugh at you. It's a very hate-hate relationship, with a dash of not pure hate sprinkled around. Some of them have drug problems and get turnt on the daily. They drive while too turnt because they are very bad at listening. Be careful if you ever meet a Stephen, you might go crazy yourself.

Jimmy: Hey Stephen! Guess what happened tod--
Stephen: Raise your hand? That's right, cause no one cares!

"Did you see the size of that dent in Stephen's car? He needs to stop driving while turnt!"

by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014

stefhan

Some dumb ass nigga hes a fuckboy he will never get ariana in his life...

Stefhan Some dumb ass nigga hes a fuckboy he will never get ariana in his life...

by Stefhan January 17, 2017

stephen harper

The prime minister of canada and apparently hated on UD because its full of liberal morons. NO you can't lose your job because day care isn't subsidised. NO he's not trying to make canada part of the usa. NO hes not Bushs bitch. NO hes not a neo-nazi facist ( if he is then dion and his cronies are commies). AND NO hes not stealing from you. One of the best things to happen to the Canada since the liberals cocked it up for so long, but because liberals think conservatives are all gun totin, booze chugin, racial slur spewin rednecks, they automaticly assume hes not a smart guy, but they assume hes a hillbilly moron.

GUY: stephen harper is a great prime minster.
LIERAL: BUT HES A CONSERVATIVE!
GUY: ya but hes leading the country well.

by T0ront0 L1vn March 5, 2008

stephadunce

Person who does or says stupid things at the wrong TIME

Christina: Lets go to the movies!
Stephanie: Osh sorry, I can't walk my fingernail broke!
Christina: Oh your such a stephadunce!

by Da Revenge Guy April 29, 2010

Stephen Dedalus

1. James Joyce's evil creation. In Ulysses, we enter the mind of Stephen and wonder "Why the fuck does he think about Shakespeare and Greek art so goddam much?"

2. Any literary snob.

1. In "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man", James Joyce wrote about Stephen Dedalus, a bohemian floundering to find his place in society.

2. My college English professor is such a Stephen Dedalus. Today, he explained how exciting and enthralling Moby Dick is.

by Lil' Biskit Nibbler November 28, 2010

Stephanie H

A cunt licking bitch who doesn't know a god damn thing about anything that she thinks she knows.

She constantly spreads rumors that aren't true, and TP's people constantly.

Me: Stephanie H is so annoying.
Rebecca: I know, she TP's like every weekend.
Me: Doesn't bother me, i'm glad to know i'm worth the money she wasted on the toilet paper.

by Jessika U June 6, 2009

Stephanny

bitch,a girl who gives hand jobs/blow jobs and has a thing for fire crotches,tends to have many friends but will end up with none or thinking there fake/stabbed in the back.

stephannys such a stephanny.

what a stephanny

by marrky February 6, 2009