A man or person that is either too short, too obese, has mental inabilities, or self confidence issues. It may be one or all of the above.
by Seaman Ramone Garcia March 31, 2010
Get the Squatchsker mug.To drink the "Sasquatch" at Bigfoot Lodge (San Francisco or LA), only to find yourself a little more drunk than you expected.
"Man, I went out to Bigfoot last night. I got so squatch'd! I don't even know how much Wild Turkey they put in that."
by remmyreel April 23, 2010
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When a woman goes to a public toilet and doesn't want to sit on the toilet lid, so is forced to squat and hover, in other words squathering.
by Pebblesrock December 23, 2010
Get the Squathering mug."That abandoned apartment block has real squatability"
"I'm not walking down there, there's an abandoned apartment block. Total squatability!"
"I'm not walking down there, there's an abandoned apartment block. Total squatability!"
by Squatface! November 7, 2010
Get the Squatability mug.The word used to define a young child, or teenager. Essentially, someone younger than yourself but under the age of 18.
by lewNandy January 23, 2011
Get the Squashling mug.A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
by I'm Brian April 12, 2011
Get the squat-itis mug.To Squashbangle is to teabag sombody with such force to break the sound barreir and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible ultimatlly killing your opponent or giving them really bad injuries with no trace of evedince. Do not try this at home. Waring to do this properly you have eat alot before trying this.
The Squashbangler, Squashbangled so fast that he was invincible. He had learnt how to Squashbangle three years ago.
by lukabluebuddy June 19, 2011
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