sloppy porridge

Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.

Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted

Sloppy porridge jizz

by kazza41 June 17, 2014

sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.

Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad

by bob March 15, 2003

Sloppy joe

Slang for a sloppy blowie

Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.

by JHLmao September 20, 2016

Sloppy Tammy

A filthy whore-ish white girl who is lose in morals and ethics that's always open for business.

Tina is such Sloppy Tammy. She will get down for anybody even her own family.

by Asurasenkuu February 10, 2019

Sloppy Guiseppe

The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.

Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"

by Smiffo November 7, 2018

sloppy sylvester

This happens when you're fucking a girl's ass with your fist, pull out and donkey punch her right in the face with the same hand you were fistfucking her ass with. The brown poopy streak you leave behind is the sloppy sylvester.

My wife pissed me off a couple weeks ago so I decided to give her the 'ol sloppy sylvester.

by good stufff February 24, 2009

sloppy brain

When A girl sucks you off and spits all over your dick and is sloppy when she sucks you off.

I went round Swifts house to play A bit or Ark, His mum gave me sloppy brain in the shed. Whilst police daddy watched me.

by Charlie24912491 October 1, 2017