Lead Sponge

Low level enlisted soldier who has a front line MOS with a high probability of being shot.

1: Why is Scarlett dating that guy? Doesn't she know hes a lead sponge?
2: I'm an E3 and PCSing to the sand box. I'm gonna end up being a lead sponge.

by Salt_Water_Boy August 20, 2011

pumpkin sponge

This is when you take pumpkin seed and shove them in her pussy,then you proceed to fuck her until all of the seeds come out.You then take a sponge and soak up all the juice and slap her across the face with the wet pussy juiced pumpkin seeded sponge

One pumpkin seed wouldn't come out last night when we were doing a "pumpkin sponge"

by Edward4154 January 31, 2017

the spongebob affect

when your kid watches spongebob nonstop and think spongebob lives in your house stalking your family and trying to haunt you in your house

i need a gun, the spongebob affect going to be the end of me.

by password_please_mom October 17, 2017

Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

Spongebob

When Your Dick soaks up all the pussy-ejaculation like a sponge

I did a spongebob on my bitch last night

by Peewee-hermanizer October 17, 2014

Spongeboob

A yellow Spongeboob that could go in the water but doesn't get wet ;)

I went in water but didn't get wet I guess that why they call me yellow spongeboob

by MlgMinecrafter June 6, 2018

SpongeBob

Anyone or anything that is of extreme homosexuality; alternate slang for 'gay'

He has some SpongeBob pick up lines.

by Trent mofo Davis May 14, 2018