J.K. Rowlinged

When an author creates a completely awesome books series only to kill off everyone you liked in the very end most likely out of boredom or lack of fresh ideas.

Jack-Should I read The Hunger Games?
Laura-It's a great read but the author totallyJ.K. Rowlinged the books in the end.

by Lolita17 January 4, 2012

J.K. Rowling

J.K. Rowling is the ruler of everything. She created the masterpiece Harry Potter. She is currently believed to be Rita Skeeter in disguise or a squib.

J.K. Rowling dictated my life

by halfbloodnephilim June 19, 2016

Rowan

1) a man often times confused with a woman because the name is feminine, but has a massive penis and flaunts it proudly
2) a person around the hieght of 6'2" and has sex with stuffed bears (usually cubs)on a double decker bus
3) a Boy who tends to get with psycho girl friends, and smells like cherries

1) our name is Rowan?I thought that was a girls name?
2) "that stuffed bear is so cute"
"I think i will have sex with it"
3) What's that smell? smells like cherries or something? Oh its just Rwan and his pyscho girlfriend

by ker-pop April 30, 2005

rowr

its I hate you in dinosour

ROWR YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

by Redlightningwolf February 22, 2017

j k rowling

Author of the world-dominating Harry Potter books.

Started living off state benefit in a grotty flat with a love child and ended up being richest, best-selling novelist of all time (probably).

J K Rowling

by paul raine May 5, 2004

Rowboat

The act of a passenger riding in a vehicle leaning outside of an open window performing a paddle gesture with one's arms while the driver passes a car going down a road.

Dude, rowboat this car to the right while I make the pass.

by thevillager December 16, 2009

Dirty Rowan

A person who dogs the lads at every opportunity to shelve pingas

John didn’t turn up again he’s pulled a dirty Rowan

by Tom Wheatley July 3, 2019