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rare as rocking horse shit

To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable
That's as rare as rocking horse shit.
by teddyc June 23, 2008
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cock rock

Derogatory term for a style of hard rock that was prevalent in the 70s, practiced in its purest form by the band Foreigner. Few bands played cock rock exclusively, but some artists with cock rock tendencies include Bad Company, Peter Frampton, Grand Funk Railroad, the Rolling Stones, Ted Nugent, John Fogerty, Aerosmith, AC/DC, and Bob Seger.

Musically, cock rock overlaps with blues rock, southern rock, hard rock, and arena rock, but what ties it all together as cock rock is an egocentric, tough-guy swagger and lots of ridiculous macho posturing. The lyrics often equate hard-rocking with virility and dangerousness.

The genre's primary audience was (and still is) guys with mullets and Camaros.

Though cock rock still gets plenty of airplay on classic rock radio, there are (mercifully) very few new practitioners of the style.
WKMZ 97.5 - all cock rock, all the time! laser blast sound effects
by Greenie April 12, 2004
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Rochelle

Rochelle is only nice to people who are nice to her and doesn’t take shit from anybody. She respects only who she needs to, and is a jackass to anyone who double-crosses her and her friends. If she catches you dissing her friends she will personally take it that she thrashes your ass. If you talk trash about her behind her back, she will throw it back into your face. She’s not afraid to speak whats on her mind and can immediately tell your a good person. She treasures her friends and would never forgive herself if something happened to one of them. She loves Anime and acting like an idiot when she is around her friends but is more cultered when around her family, teachers, and people she barely knows. She is a badass and what some people consider to be a tsundere. She doesn’t let just anyone into her heart from fear of being hurt, so if she trusts you don’t make her regret it, and don’t cheat her or she will make your life a living hell and you will never be able to regain her trust.
Boy: Hey who is that girl defending her friends from the school bully?
Girl: I think it’s Rochelle.
Girl 2: Of couse. She’s a Rochelle.
by RVH July 12, 2018
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rockland

All of these people who call Rockland "upstate nowheresville" and Westchester "hip and bustling" downstate have obviously never been to Rockland. They have just driven through it on the NYS Thruway and pass it off as something it really isn't without actually seeing it. It's culturally no different from the other suburbs, and its no farther away from NYC, so stop badmouthing before you've actually seen it. In addition, Rockland's median household income in 2003 was higher than that of Westchester, Nassau, or Suffolk (7th in the nation), so calling it 2nd class is wrong.
"Hmm let's see I live in Tarrytown, which is in awesome downstate NY. But that Nyack place which is 3 miles due west from here and the same distance from NYC as me is wayyyy upstate. I think it's right next to Canada"
-Doesn't make sense
by ckor July 13, 2004
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rocco

by killerchris03 October 4, 2019
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rocking chair

Trucker CB (citizens band) slang for the position of a vehicle in a line of vehicles that is neither at the front or rear of the line. A vehicle in the "rocking chair" is supposedly protected from law enforcement or smokey because it can receive warning by CB radio from those vehicles ahead and behind about oncoming (or overtaking) patrol cars, speed traps, etc.
I was in the rocking chair and escaped a speeding ticket because the lead trucker warned me of a patrolman with a radar gun (Kojak with a Kodak).
by Pool July 7, 2006
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Jizz Rocket

An extremely powerful, yet elusive version of male ejaculation. This often occurs every so often during sex where the ejaculation shoots a much further distance than normal. The amount of semen shot is also greatly increased as well.
I pulled my dick out of her mouth right before I was going to cum, I stood up as she layed down on the bed and I launched a jizz rocket. Man, she was drenched in cum, along with the bed and walls!
by Caffeine February 26, 2004
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