st johns river

Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim

Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy

by https://web.roblox.com/catalog October 23, 2017

Throw u in the river

Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..

we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub

by Spicybite December 3, 2017

Big Muddy River

Having anal sex with a African American with a rather large ass whilst they have diarrea

I’d like to have a Big Muddy River with her

by Beeno55 March 11, 2019

Mississippi Long River

When ya chick shits on yo dick.

My girl Mississippi Long Rivered me last night.

by frellepolo October 9, 2019

72 virgins and a river of wine

"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.

However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.

Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

crossing the river styx

When your friend passes out at a party, and you proceed to droop your hanging testicles over his eye sockets and allow them to rest on his closed lids.

Derived from Greek mythology:
The dead would be buried with gold coins in their eye sockets, to pay Charon the ferryman to carry their body across the River Styx and into the Underworld.

1) Man, Sean totally Crossed the River Styx last night at that party.

2) Eric and Patti drank way too much and blacked out. I helped them Cross the River Styx while Ryan took photos.

by Andy January 30, 2005

Lazy River

When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.

Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.

by VinegarStrokes April 16, 2009