hooker punch

When an infamercial star decides to have a a night of fun and the hooker or insignificant other bites his penis and he punches the hooker in the face in response

It is fact that the ShamWoW guy has an insatiable appetite to hooker punch.

by SuperStellarStarfish January 6, 2010

crack punch

A super delicious drink made with ginger ale, pineapple juice, cherry cool-aid, and lots of sugar.

Person 1: I'm going to bring my famous 'crack punch' to the party tomorrow.

Person 2: OMG, I've been wanting that for so long, cant wait!

by vegitalv12 March 9, 2011

duodenum punch

When you get hit in your small intestine you lose all bowl movements

Potter gave me a duodenum punch and I lost all bowl movements

by Edsen 77 April 19, 2009

Nun Punch

1. Punching a woman, who has devoted her life to God, in the face. 2. Punching a penguin in the face.

1. Yo did you see Bryan punch that bitch ass nun in the face?
2. I went to the zoo and nun punched all day...they kicked me out.

by Cr0tch May 30, 2011

walrus punch

when some chick is sucking your dick, and right and right when you bust you punch her in the stomach

man, i walrus punched that bitch hard.

by crazywhores April 30, 2003

Gas Punch

when a female grabs a fart from behind with a clenched fist and then swings it like a punch at her partners face and releases it just before impact, therefore he receives a GAS PUNCH!

My husband and I went out for dinner for chili dogs and beer, an argument ensued. Instead of laying him out, I assaulted him with a GAS PUNCH!

by The Julians February 15, 2009

donkey punch

When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.

"Tim donkey punched me last night when we were having sex."

by lysopac September 6, 2006