A self acclaimed skater who:
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves
6. Has a board just for the hell of it
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves
6. Has a board just for the hell of it
Skater: "Dude, leave me alone, I don't want to skate with you."
Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"
Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."
Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"
Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."
by PanzyWarfare November 2, 2009
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A poser is someone who tries hard to fit into a group which they do not belong to. This is usually to receive a certain type of reputation among others.People also preach they like certain types of music to fit into certain groups yet have no idea what the bands music is about.
Girl:(singing teenagers by My Chemical Romance)I just love My Chemical Romance!
MCR Fan: Who is your favrioute mem of MCR
Girl:Whats MCR?
MCR Fan: My Chemical Romance??You where just singing there songs?
Girl: Oh Teenagers
MCR fan: I love I never told you what i do for a living!
Girl: Whos that song by?
MCR fan:(falls over poser!!!)
MCR Fan: Who is your favrioute mem of MCR
Girl:Whats MCR?
MCR Fan: My Chemical Romance??You where just singing there songs?
Girl: Oh Teenagers
MCR fan: I love I never told you what i do for a living!
Girl: Whos that song by?
MCR fan:(falls over poser!!!)
by Cloza November 29, 2007
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"Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers"
"Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag!"
"Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers"
"Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag!"
by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009
Get the Poser mug.The true way to spell poseur, a poseur is a way to refer to fake people. This could be someone who claims to be, say, emo when they cut themself, without know that emo is a genre of music and a state of mind. It's not cutting and suicide.
OR a poseur is a hater. They insult people who like Owl City, shop at Hot Topic, or do anything else that has slipped into the mainstream.
OR a poseur is a hater. They insult people who like Owl City, shop at Hot Topic, or do anything else that has slipped into the mainstream.
Poseur: ZOMG you listen to owl city, they are so gay! ur so gay!
Real person: um, one, Owl City isn't a band. Two, it's politically incorrect to call something gay, and three, step off.
Real person: um, one, Owl City isn't a band. Two, it's politically incorrect to call something gay, and three, step off.
by xRevolution09x March 16, 2010
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Kid 2: no maybe some other time
Kid 1: dude your a pussy poser
Kid 2: no maybe some other time
Kid 1: dude your a pussy poser
by Big Willy Style June 20, 2007
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Look at Bob, ugh, he's being a cool poser again by wearing those extra tight skinny jeans. Extra tight skinny jeans are so wrong for a person to wear....
by happyblue88 November 1, 2009
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