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poinis

Derived from penis, originally used as an insult but now can be used on place of just about any noun, verb or adjective to add coolness to a sentence. Other spellings include poynis, poynys and pyoynys
'Are you poinis greg?'
'Yeah I've just been poinising www.gotthecrack.org'
'POINIS!'
by Dangerous Ronnie September 20, 2004
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horizontal exclamation point

An erection; hard on; boner; stiffy; Woodrow
During a private tutoring session, I pleasured my English teacher with my horizontal exclamation point. Needless to say, I got an "A".
by jwa@LITT January 9, 2005
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pointe shoe

a shoe that hurts used in ballet that has a platform for the toe so a woman can go en pointe

most pointe dancers have been dancing a good portion
That girl lives at her dance studio... must be en pointe.

or.

those pointe shoes look painful but it looks like theyre floating
by phoebeee December 28, 2006
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PointlessBlog

PointlessBlog is Alfie Deyes's YouTube name as he goes under it for almost all his social medias.
Alfie Deyes is a 21 year old blogger, living in Brighton, England, and has over 3 million youtube subscribers.
Alfie also has two other channels one PointlessBlogTV, and Alfie Games, (PointlessBlogTV for his Vlogs and Alfie Games is his gaming channel).
Alfie is currently living in Brighton with his girlfriend, Zoe Sugg, or Zoella.

Alfie has released that he is making another Pointless Book after the first one was a success.
"PointlessBlog just posted a new YouTube video with Zoella!"
by TheFangirl January 14, 2015
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The West Pointer

A sexual act in which a male becomes fully erect moments before intercourse, then attaches (or to “Fix”) a bayonet (A trusty combat knife that attaches to the barrel of a military weapon for close combat) on to said erect penis and proceeds with intercourse, shouting “KILL” with every thrust. Popular among barracks bimbos stationed at Fort Drum.
"I got with PVT Cockinmouth last nite and gave her The West Pointer for hours"
by Stankychicken9133 March 20, 2010
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Exclamation Point

A fart at the end of a good, long piss.
pppppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ... pfft
Exclamation point!
by Seidcar July 26, 2010
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penis pointer

the pevis muscles that point towards your penis
damn!!!! he has a nice penis pointer!
by Jenna J January 9, 2006
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