Jarble Poon

often used to describe a person in an offensive way.
means stinky vagina to some people, though others consider it to mean a vagina with marbles falling out of it.
But hey, who knows?!

Alex: Lucas is such a jarble poon

Adrienne: OH MY GOD! IM GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT! YOU CAN SMELL HIS VAGINA FROM HERE!

Lucas: Omg its not my fault, I didnt put those marbles there!

by jarbley homo luke January 27, 2011

Poon Baby

One who is cowardice or lacking any fervor.

"What you mean you dont wanna come to the show?"
"My Mom said i cant..."
"Man, you ain't nothing but a little Poon Baby!"

by Cronktoculous 3000 January 4, 2008

The Poon Tang Cruiser

A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action

That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

poon

1.A vietmanese man who pushes little girls off their bikes and smells the seats
2.Ashley Watson

1.Ashley pushed that little girl off her bike, smelled the seat therefore, she is a poon.
2.The dirty poon stole my bicycle seat.

by Mady June 7, 2004

poon

The actual juices which flow from the vagina during periods of sexual excitement.

"The poon soaked the mattress and made the room smelly."

"I pooned all over the kitchen table."

"There was poon on my face so I soaked it up with a towel."

"I knew she wasn't turned on because there was no proliferation of poon flowing from the vagina."

by UrBaNiA March 28, 2004

Poon Sling

poon sling - n. - (poo-nh sli-ing) A sling designed for the sole purpose of throwing poon long distances with minimal effort.

<i>ex: Jhonny used his new poon sling he had purchased to prwnx0rnate that bitch hardcore yo.</i>

by Sean Baker October 10, 2005

Pineapple Pocopo

A very rare sexual act/prank (that has very little to do with pineapples at all, curiously) in which the perpetrator hollows out a watermelon and by various means fills it up with vomit before they place it beside their bed. Later on, when they are fornicating with their partner in the doggy-style position and they are about to climax, they proclaim loudly, "Pineapple pocopo!" and take the hollowed out watermelon and smash it over their partner's head. It is preferable to do this when one's partner is intoxicated so as to confuse them but provide a reasonable explanation the next day about the presence of vomit and their raging headache.

"What did you guys do last night? It sounded crazy."
"Okay don't tell anyone, but I totally gave her the pineapple pocopo!"

by Vonsternium December 10, 2010