clown's pie

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!

"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"

by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007

Walrus Pie

A homemade pie similar to that of a chicken pot pie. But made with walrus meat.

"Hey man, let's go to the store so we can make some walrus pie"

by SpicySauce April 2, 2008

Pie knees

Very thick, large knees that resemble a mini pie. This trait is found on "able" women. Generally these women also have haunches and cankles.

Mmmm..that big bitch is fine with her big pie knees.

by Sexy Cedes December 16, 2008

Poopy Pie

A large poop inside of a honey graham cracker crust, stuffed inside a bag full of various liquids (bodily fluids, alcohol, etc..) and baked to perfection.
Conventional oven : 12-14 minutes
Microwave : 4 minutes

My girl asked me what I wanted for the celebration party at school next week, I told her I wanted a Poopy Pie on top of a Cleveland steamer all inside a Dutch oven. With a side of angry seagull.

by 2PsandaD August 25, 2016

mint pie

Mint pie, mostly said by chowers, townies and common folk. Mint pie is an expression of joyfulness.

That choone was mint pie!!!

by lewi p June 7, 2003

Puntang Pie

Something you don't just stare at, you eat it.
See: Puntang

Dam girl you've been jogging all day, I'd love to eat some good old fashion puntang pie.

by Benni P January 14, 2007

Oreo Pie

When a girl sucks your shit covered dick after you fuck her in the ass, and you cum in her mouth. The gooey mixture of fecal matter and semen is reminiscent of an oreo pie.

Brian: Dude, I met this cum dumpster at the bar last night. She's a freak man, lemme tell you.

Trevor: Shiiit man, give her some of that oreo pie!!

Brian: You sick bastard! I'm gonna do it.

by Hank Banger October 26, 2009