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Choone means "Bargaining" or "Negotiation" in Persian. Iranians are famous for their negotiation skills. There is also a very popular website in Iran called choone.com, similar to craigslist and kijiji, where people can actually negotiate and bargain online before buying or selling their goods or services.
When you go shopping, make sure you choone real good to get some discount.
choone by maximoox March 9, 2010
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A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.
Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!
Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021
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Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.
Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020
Toronto Slang
Used as an insult. Meaning you are wearing fake clothing (ie. fake supreme, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc.)
P1: Nyeah eh! Yo dog, all you wear is chomneh fam
P2: Nize your beak bumbaclaat
Chomneh by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019

Choose Game 

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.
Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.
Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.
That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!
choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

Choonage 

British lingo for 'tuneage', ie 'music'.
"Mind if I put some choonage on?"
Choonage by Ally April 20, 2004