netspeak

Speaking in ways commonly used to converse in text on the internet.

Including but not limited to; the (often unnecessary) abbreviation of words, acronyms special characters (@,~), numbers (l33tsp33k), *actions*, /me command, "ooc" and other RP references, emotes, ASCII, Real or Pseudo Programming Code, and HTML tags

The recent popular use of text messaging on cell phones seems to have made the shortening of words much more common than ever before.

Also: netspeek, netsp33k, n37sp33k, and other variations.

/me runs r0uNd scr33ming ooc "I R 1337~!" ^_^ </st00pid> >_<

by Depherios November 15, 2003

netymology

The study of the evolution and propagation of common internet terms and memes. Especially when done in a non-scientific way or by non-linguists (compared to proper etymology).

Hey, does anyone know the netymology of "KTHXBAI"?

by miyako_houou January 11, 2008

netherparts

sexual-specific parts of the anatomy below the belt.

"So I went on this amazing date last night with Chris and we had this electrifying first kiss...it totally made my netherparts tingle!"

by fiercefemme1425 October 19, 2010

Netaphor

When internet glitches or error messages mimic religion, philosophy or other concepts from real life.

That error message said I should "contact the 'Web Master' and tell him what I've done wrong to cause it" just like some 'netaphor' for confession, Dude!

by Ornatus Horrificus November 3, 2010

Netvertible

A netbook that can be converted into a tablet simply by a swivel of the screen. They are very useful in the university setting when making notes in lecture.

"Have you seen those new netvertible things? They're iller than SARS!!!" "Seen one? I HAVE one!!! Gets me more use than my girlfriend ever could.

by MrIgbo November 20, 2010

netflixistential crisis

When you binge watch five or more seasons of a TV show which is no longer on the air, and question the very foundations of your life when the series is finally over.

A deep feeling of futility and depression.

"Louise why have you been laying motionless in bed for five hours."

"I finished the final season of Desperate Housewives and now I am having a netflixistential crisis"

by ymraehtnioj May 14, 2014

nether portal

The Nether Portal is a gateway to a Hell-like demesion in the pixal video game Minecraft

"I'm building the nether portal from the obsidian I mined."

by Word master7 January 15, 2015