MTD

Mentally Transmitted Disease

Frank went to church one time and believed what they said, now he has an MTD

by brandonger December 12, 2007

MTV2

What MTV used to be like before selling out to Viacom.

Fuck this gay ass MTV Cribs shit. Turn it to MTV2 so I can see some actual fucking music videos.

by Eat a Bag of Hell April 22, 2003

MTV Hits

Digital cable/satellite Network owned by Viacom (Owner of MTV, Nickelodeon, VH1, Spike TV, etc) that plays nonstop current pop/hip hop/rock videos with a few older ones from the late 90s and the 2000s. Usually loops the same videos over and over again in a 3-6 hour loop (Except for the older videos) and runs commercial free with an occational break for an ad for an MTV product (DVD, etc) every 3-4 hours. Launched in 2002.

MTV never plays any music. Lets watch MTV Hits.

by Jeremy A December 2, 2004

mts

Message Too Short

Usually, this term is made for posting in the forum, and it has character limits, from 10 letters to 2000 or so; if you write 4 characters to reply, it will disallow you to post because message is too short. So you just add "mts" after your message.

lol mts mts
nice /mts
cool mts

by White Girl from R-S/CZ/PR/FFX October 12, 2009

MTBF

Mean Time Between Fucks (cfr. Mean Time Between Failure in IT)

How is your MTBF lately ?

by Pat___ January 9, 2008

MTV

A media group comprized of people that read Alternative Press(Greatest magazine ever) to steal good(to great), original styles and bands and demoralize it to the idiotic mass that watches it. Aka, the television station that tried and is still to this day trying to demonize emo to a steriotype of middleclass white kids wearing all black and listen to AFI and cry and cut wrists. Also known for making the godawful Avril LaPoser famous.

Aside from See You Sunday, Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, Rob & Big and publishing The Perks of Being A Wallflower and a few other good things, MTV has made the entire US populations IQ at least 40 points lower.

and

shutter shades used to be cool, but now that d-bag Kanye West wears them

by MakeSomeWhat March 17, 2009

Mtv

music telivision. back in the day,(80s)would air some pretty kickass music. has headbangers ball.HAD beavis and butthead. turned from music videos to a chanel promoting orange people, getting pregnant to get famous, and other corporate bullshit.

" theyre used to be a way to STICK it to the man. it was called rock and roll. but wait.oh no. THE MAN ruined that too,with a little thing called MTV!!!" -Jack Black

by keepskatin'bro October 27, 2011