Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

by Pennella August 14, 2017

moderately hard

Kinda hard but also kind of tinder

I’d smash you moderately hard.

by Cmdad October 22, 2017

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

modernistic

Something that is modern with a fancy sounding name

That building over there is very modernistic

by Dbater254 November 25, 2017

Moderate Mango

Someone who lives and breathes with just the right amount of effort and intensity; not too little, not too much.

Booboo said; "I am also a moderate mango. Everything in moderation". He's so adorable

by HotRat December 7, 2017

Moner

A boner that you get in the morning for no reason and can't control. A Morning Boner

Son: "Good morning mom"
Mom: "Ahh hide your moner"
Son: "Sorry mom can't control it"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018

momerstery

momerstery is saying that your mom is being kind of wierd

how would you live without being momerstery

by mom mom mom mom May 10, 2018