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Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!
by Pennella August 14, 2017
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moderately hard

Kinda hard but also kind of tinder
I’d smash you moderately hard.
by Cmdad October 22, 2017
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modern historian

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."
by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017
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modernistic

Something that is modern with a fancy sounding name
That building over there is very modernistic
by Dbater254 November 25, 2017
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Moderate Mango

Someone who lives and breathes with just the right amount of effort and intensity; not too little, not too much.
Booboo said; "I am also a moderate mango. Everything in moderation". He's so adorable
by HotRat December 7, 2017
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Moner

A boner that you get in the morning for no reason and can't control. A Morning Boner
Son: "Good morning mom"
Mom: "Ahh hide your moner"
Son: "Sorry mom can't control it"
by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018
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momerstery

momerstery is saying that your mom is being kind of wierd
how would you live without being momerstery
by mom mom mom mom May 10, 2018
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