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McDonalds

A place frequented by stoners, who gather to feast on 99 cent hamburgers (often 6-7 at a time) and odd-shaped nuggets of "pure white meat". In a nutshell, the food is cheap and pretty damn good but be prepared to wait in line for a good half an hour, as the place is usually swamped with teens baked out of their tree after 7 PM.
"Dude, I'm F***in ripped, got mad munchies up in here"

"To McDonalds we go"
by rainbowdash93 June 11, 2012
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McDonald’s apple pie

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.
I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.
by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021
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Ronald McDonald

The look of a man's face after performing oral sex to a woman during her menstrual cycle.
That guy is so pussy whipped by his wife that he has to Ronald McDonald her to keep her happy when she's on the rag.
by Lickem Lo Bandito November 27, 2011
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Ronald Mcdonald

To eat a girl out during her period.
Yo dawg ma girl was dripping red, so i Ronald Mcdonald her our with some fries.
by Dwagzor May 27, 2016
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Chick flick at mcDonald's

When you go to Mc Donald's and have sex in the bathroom for more than 5 hours.
Maybe I should get a Big Mac and then we can have a Chick flick at mcDonald's after I'm done.
by Botchduck August 6, 2014
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McDonalds

An annual multi-billion dollar restaurant mega-franchise operating on every continent throughout the world, yet what they pay the employees - a full time crew member doesn't even make enough per month to rent a one-bedroom studio apartment. (At least in California).

The first brand that comes to mind when the average person hears the phrase "fast food".

A restaurant chain that eerily imposed itself as being a staple of American culture.

If you are an employee at this restaurant and only speak English you will have to use a lot of hand gestures, head nodding, and head shaking.

A restaurant where all the Hispanic employees yell at each other for no reason

A safe haven of a workplace for Hispanic immigrants who don't really want to assimilate or learn then English language.

A restaurant where as a crew member you feel like a subhuman because of the cheesy uniform they make you wear, the rude, nasty "guests" they expect you to serve while smiling at them and pretending to like them.

A restaurant where you will hear at least three things spill or drop in the kitchen area every hour.

A restaurant that makes the few people people with smarts that work there really want to get an education and get a paying job. Not one that pays peanuts!
Maria: Susie!!! Cuatro hamburgeusa por favor!!!

Joe: What? I thought we were in America?

(Something then spills in the kitchen)

Mario: Merda!!!

Another day at McDonalds!

Maria: Joe, get a mop and the dustbin! Arriba! Arriba!
by hatelife677 July 7, 2009
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McDonalds

Enough sh*t talking people. McDonalds is an awesome place and it'll remain awesome. their fries taste great and the big macs they serve are with no doubt- awesome.
dude 1: I'm hungry

dude 2: well go to McDonalds, that place serves great food no doubt.
by Anonymous322512345 July 28, 2009
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