Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
by juanovdem May 13, 2024
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Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
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