kick nuts

The opposite of kick ass.

James: My car got impounded last night.
Bill: Dude, thats so kick nuts.

by Code_wizard June 16, 2008

Crispy Kicks

Brand new, stylish unique shoes, fresh kicks that look nice

Whoa, where'd you get them crispy kicks from?

Yeah, she saw my kicks, they were crispy as hell

by Mike Jones 2323 October 31, 2011

Kicking The Cat

When A Man upsets his wife/girlfrriend he does not get sex for a week or so. Expression coming from -

A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.

Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.

Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.

Boy- Should i tell him or should you?

Jeff- How are you and stephanie?

Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.

Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !

by kikokiko95 July 22, 2009

Kicked in the piss

Getting not only kicked in the nuts, but the whole junk.

This phrase came to me in a dream. I pissed someone off, and they said "I will shoot you in the face and kick you in the piss"

Coldhandedman made someone mad, and got kicked in the piss

by Coldhandedman August 26, 2009

Let's kick it

The idea of gettin' really high from weed followed by a large pizza!

Person A: Let's kick it nigga!
Person B: Fasho! I'll get the green, you get pepperoni!

by Mooday March 16, 2016

kick assiest

Derived from "kicks ass". Means to kick ass so much that no other can kick ass any more. I, kelly, have created it, not you, or you, or you. ME.

"dude!! that is the kick assiest guitar I have ever seen!"

by Emo McAngstalot January 22, 2005

Donkey Kick

Taking a full bong hit to the dome causing you to choke, hitting it so hard it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.

Whos ready to get kicked?....
Donkey kicked!!!

by e town represent April 20, 2009