Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Mikal jordan

The very best basketball player of all time also the way troydan says his name

MIKAL JORDAN IS THE GOAT

by Lil Gylfi on the beat June 24, 2021

Timothy-Jordan

Timothy-Jordan is an double name. He is made up of Timothy and Jordan, both of which mean that he could play a very important person in your life. Above all, loyalty and love are in the foreground. He would die for his closest friends. He also has a pretty good sense of humor. The person named Timothy-Jordan is very rare and therefore above all a specimen that should be treated well because if you have treated him badly once he will remember it and he will never be good to you again.

Marc: "Damn where is Timothy-Jordan??"
Selina: "He's actual behind you.."

by scotttyler97 November 22, 2021

Max jordan

Max Jordan loves his baby sisters vagina he loves licking it and sucking off his dad

Max Jordan fingers his little sister

by Joe porcelli February 6, 2022

michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.

A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.

by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022

Olivia Jordan

She is a Gamer girl who loves cats and is a famous super Model.

Olivia Jordan’s tend to be very loyal and caring, tell her a secret and it’s stuck to her for life.

Olivia Jordan is actually very funny once you get to know her; you’re lucky if she acts like her self around you.

She tends to have trust issues but is a very kind and caring person.

Most people don’t talk to Olivia Jordan because they think that she is a very boring and shy person, so don’t let go of her once she’s yours.

In conclusion, Olivia Jordan may seem shy at first but once you get to know the real her you will never want to leave her. She is gorgeous and would love you if you are very funny, she loves gamer boys.

“damn bro, I heard you liked Olivia Jordan.”

“yeah man how can I not, just look at her.”

“yeah, but she’s mine”

by Degrading December 25, 2022