by Your dad loves me January 28, 2023
by Assclapper6969 July 05, 2019
by jeremy lukin October 04, 2010
A person attending a conference or banquet serving deli products in a multiple course buffet who says that they will only have one course of the meal, because of their "diet," but ends up making that one course the equivalent to the amount of courses that everybody else is eating. This word is only applicable when at an event serving DELI foods.
(two men talking to each other at a banquet)
"Dude, do you know how much deli food that chick at my table is eating?"
"Veronica? Yeah, she's a closet dill popper. She says that she will only eat one course because she is on a 'diet', but she makes that one course 3x bigger than everyone else's.
"Dude, do you know how much deli food that chick at my table is eating?"
"Veronica? Yeah, she's a closet dill popper. She says that she will only eat one course because she is on a 'diet', but she makes that one course 3x bigger than everyone else's.
by Cupcake4U April 24, 2011
Someone who cheats, but is too much of a pussy to do it obviously. They'll attempt to look legitimate, usually in avoidance of a ban. When accused, it's highly common that these guys will throw swears and slurs at you.
LegitPlayer01: Hey, your top player is a closet cheater.
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE
by WMGXX March 26, 2025
A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
by Mr freeze September 26, 2017
A person who is secretly a neo-nazi who perfectly blends with apolitical people or anyone. They use burner accounts to troll SJWs and anyone they oppose.
by Ronald Lee November 07, 2023