Cincinnati Handshake

This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.

I was at Tilden the other night and this guy gave me a Cincinnati Handshake. I said "it's time to go" and we all left.

by DJRanderson March 31, 2016

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Jizz Hands

Hands that are covered in a generous layer of semen, usually after having given multiple hand jobs. Jizz hands make completing everyday tasks a real hassle.

*Phone rings*

Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"

Son: "Ok."

*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*

by nolstar December 17, 2016

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Raggedy Handy

When your girl is on her rag but still gives out hand jobs.

My girl has been on her rag for a week, but I still getting Raggedy Handys'.

by Jayles January 3, 2017

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Chris Hansen Effect

The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".

"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."

by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017

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