Goat-roper 

A Mexican cowboy. Not to be mistaken for a Chicano (Mexican-American) who wears cowboy boots, but an actual Mexican illegal alien dressed as an unusual looking cowboy.

"Stop by Home Depot and grab a couple laborers. Preferrebly
goat-ropers rather than vatos."

Goat-roper by SgtDangles January 4, 2017

goat talk

When you have a passion for goats and talk about them all the time.

Girl 1: "Damn boi, did you hear about that goat that jumped over 3 dogs?"
Boy 1: "Yeah I did. #goat talk"

goat talk by Clarcus June 24, 2018

Goat Raper

To have sex (whether to be anal/oral) with a goat out of fun

Alex is such a goat raper
Fusion looks at goat raper porn to jack off

Goat Raper by phyberoptix July 25, 2006

Goat Handling  

To sexually assault a goat.

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing to my pet goat sweetie??!?!"

"I'm just doing a bit of goat handling its ok!!"

Goat Handling by Spektangle March 26, 2008

Goat Mash 

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

Goat Mash by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

goat testy 

the nut sack of a goat

"man, that goat testy tasted good.

goat testy by super sven March 3, 2009

Goat Stash 

Facial hair, or specifically a combination of a moustash and a goatee.

John Travolta wears a Goat Stash in the movie "From Paris with Love."

Goat Stash by Nacho Nico July 14, 2011