floorgasm

The act of masturbating while on the floor, and wiping the aftermath on it as well.

I just had a totally badass floorgasm in my sister's room last night, I hope she didn't get her foot stuck where I wiped it...

by doomsong123 February 5, 2007

floories

What you call the group of people you share a floor with in either a university/college residence or an apartment.

Person 1: What are you up to?
Person 2: Oh, just out for dinner with the floories
Person 1: Sounds fun

by hannahlynnxo May 11, 2010

Flowrenia

the most amazing gorgeous bad bitch out there. the amazing popular girl who can light up a room just by entering it, slightly intimidating but absolutely stunning, not afraid to speak her mind and do as she pleases. funny and caring, the best friend anyone could ask for and an even better girlfriend. constantly supportive and kind, will always be there for you

hey did you see that girl over there? shes so hot!
isn't that flowrenia?
dude I would love to date her!

by POV:ur mom November 14, 2021

Floor Squeakin' Mouth Breather

Phrase meaning a large woman or man that is out of breath after only a few steps. Not attractive in the least this person resembles "Jabba the Hut" with legs.

Get a load of that Floor Squeakin' mouth breather going into Old Country Buffett, you can't wash all the parts of that gal.

If that Floor squeakin' mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly Kool-Aid. O yea!!!

by Buck Awesome August 27, 2009

Floorp

Noun) A mess-up, fault, blunder, or epic fail

Antonym: Success, achievement, everything good in life

This definition directly derives from the arch duke Nevel Floorp from Great Brittian. Neville's name was only made famous by his catastrofic incident that resulted in his beheading. Although this incident was swept under the rug by officials, investigators were able to uncover some items mysteriously involved: 1) The Queen 2) a Cornish game hen 3) a spool of thread 4) and a bag of Epsom salts. Witness testimony varies greatly, and specifics are unknown. Neville Floorp's last name lives on in infamy to this day...

1. That guy is a floorp, because he sucks at life.
2. My donkey is nothing but a floorp.
3. A) Why won't my soufflé rise? B) Dude, you are such a floorp!
4. He was going to ask Vanessa out, but accidentally tripped over his shoelace, what a floorp.

by Mr. Westfall; Dr. Noisewater May 31, 2011

fourth floor bitches

Located on the top floor of the gateway building, galasheils. A tribe of strong independent young fashion students who are known for going hard and going home, slut dropping and drinking prosecco. The most wild and best people you will ever meet are on the 4th floor of the gateway building.

"I'm going to the fourth floor for a party tonight"
"You better leave your dignity at the door mate"

"I'm going to the fourth floor bitches for a party tonight"
"You better leave your dignity at the door mate"

by bubblebuttbubblebubblebubblebu November 6, 2014

drivin the dance floor

drivin the dance floor is when you and a guy are kick ass grinding and dancing

me an my man were drivin the dance floor last night

by Montyy April 25, 2006