Flapjack

A cute blond female, with an extreme Asian fetish whom barks like a dog and meows like a cat frequently. Also prone to destroying entire bags of deep fried food in one sitting.

Yo, look at Flapjack over there getting flapjacked by those to Asian dudes.

by Noodles123456 June 30, 2010

FlapDragon

An idiodic pestering being that you may call a disturbance; a being you pretend doesn't exist

The FlapDragon will keep pestering us until we play with it.

by Lily Billy November 27, 2016

The Flap

A condition where a girl has a pussy so loose you can fit a damn watermelon in it. It also usually smells of dead fish and generally has lips that sag out of her pants.

George: Dude I totally banged Megan last night!
Ryan: Wtf dude she has the flap!

by BDJ8961 January 10, 2013

Cat Flap

A cats flap

Guy: "Ive lost my keys!"
Guy: "Its going to be very hard getting in this cat flap"

(Later on)

Guy: "This is moist but atleast I have my keys!.."

by The mysterious stranger March 23, 2010

flapjack

(noun) A soggy pancake that has been thrown at a wall (and sticks to it).

God, look at all the flapjacks in her living room. I wonder how much batter that took.

by Kendanium p March 8, 2008

flapjack

to take someone's backpack and take out alll its contents then proceed to put the backpack inside out then put the contents back in. also to make it extra fun you can place the flapjacked backpack in a nearby garbage bin. 9 out of 10 times the person who got flapjacked will be pissed to the max.

today, me and zach flapjacked cindys backpack while she was in the bathroom. she was so pissed as we watched her from the window angrily putting her backpack back together

by backpack burglar September 13, 2009

flap jack

one who flapjacks, relating to mooning flapjacking flapjack

he is such a flap jack, always flapjacking people.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir Flap Jack October 25, 2007