IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

when a man (or transgender) mastrubates
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by thisissethc September 30, 2017

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by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes
Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are
Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are
by Tibbarium August 20, 2020
