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Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
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fap

when a man (or transgender) mastrubates
by minecrap55 February 15, 2017
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alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com
-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me
by thisissethc September 30, 2017
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FAP

When you meet a girl and you say hey that’s a FAP. My dream girl will have a fat ass pussy.
by KatyRussoProblems June 20, 2025
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croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi
That croft fap fif fAM
by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018
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Dick Fap

Woah did you see that Dick Fap
by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015
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FAP

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes

Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are
What's the name of that pornstar FAP?

I need to know that name for academic purposes.
by Tibbarium August 20, 2020
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