Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

fap

when a man (or transgender) mastrubates

im gonna go fap at home

by minecrap55 February 15, 2017

alternative fap

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by thisissethc September 30, 2017

FAP

Fat Ass Pussy

When you meet a girl and you say hey that’s a FAP. My dream girl will have a fat ass pussy.

by KatyRussoProblems June 20, 2025

croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi

That croft fap fif fAM

by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

FAP

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes

Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are

What's the name of that pornstar FAP?

I need to know that name for academic purposes.

by Tibbarium August 20, 2020