The Ugly Duckling

This one becomes a goose, not a swan. Forever a mockery of reality.

This is a special definition for a humanities teacher who I call a counter-intuitive bastard who thinks she’s a fucking dictator. She’d pair well with Mr. UnClean. Together, they could rule Auschwitz in harmony and perfect duality. 🖕🏼❤️🖕🏼

“Shit. We have The Ugly Duckling for a teacher this year. Welp, Imma hang myself.”

by adopt a toblerone March 2, 2020

self docking

inserting implements (of your/or someone else choice into your manhole/japseye/ureathera. Ace.

I was self docking last sunday with a bic. it was swell.

by samryanjames June 29, 2006

Shadow Dicking

The act of one or more shining a flashlight at their penis in a dark room to create interesting shapes on the wall which sometimes resemble animals.

A. Last night we got together and were shadow dicking for hours.

B. When I'm shadow dicking by myself I use an LED light .

by SirapT February 2, 2017

docking

The act of taking a water going vessel (wessel in Star Trek speak) and connecting it to dock; ie, docking the vessel to a place of moreage.

I took my large dingy and backed that sucker deep into John's moreage. He was too kind to allow me to dock at graciously at private, reserved spot. It was a day for docking, let me tell you!

by The professor and Mary Anne August 16, 2007

double dicking

two people each dicking the other around

Boy, Joe was really dicking Alan around.
Really? I thought Alan was dicking Joe around.
Yeah, I guess there was a lot of double dicking going on.

by tbigs April 7, 2010

dunking

a gay man having an affair with a fruit booter. this involes having sex under halfpipes.

Louis: dude I just fucked the shit out of that homo fruit booter at the skatepark.
Dirk: You're gay???
Louis: Yes, indeed I am.
Dirk:Are you married?
Louis: You mean like when you have a wedding with a....girl???
Dirk: Ummmm yeah.
Louis: Eww....umm I changed my mind about that shit with Holly.
Dirk: Fag bag.
Dunking.

by those hot bitches December 4, 2005

dicking

When something does not work out, or you get screwed over somehow...Always said with exclamation!

"I went to get playoff tickets, but they were sold out. I took a dicking!"

"Everyone got into the concert except for me, what a dicking!"

by sheeet June 20, 2006