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Donkey Shart

Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.

(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)
Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.

Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.

Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.
by geno2k3 January 9, 2009
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donkey chop

To be slapped round the face with a penis
"Oh shit! you got donkey chopped dude!"
"Man Id love to donkey chop that broad"
by whitetrashhero December 18, 2007
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dome donkey

Can use two ways
1. When someone got a big head
2. When you got a big dick.
that bitch got dome donkey, her forehead's like a wide brim hat.

I got dome donkey, my dick is fat.
by Jizzo Fortanel June 5, 2005
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donkey dance

In front of a crowd, ask if they have ever seen the donkey dance, when they say no, let them know you will show them, turn around drop pants and underwear spread legs accordingly, then proceed to swing testies and dick back and forth smackin your ass, while hee-haaw-ing!!
nathan's ol gay ass did the donkey dance on us last night!
by jimmy haynes January 30, 2008
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Donkey Style

When a guy is sticking his penis into a girl's asshole which is anal sex and the girl is screaming HEEHAW HEEHAW
Man: Oh yeah I'm giving it to you Donkey Style
Girl: HEEHAW HEEHAW HEEHAW
by SexMaster123 November 3, 2013
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donkey punch

During the act of anal intercourse, typically in "doggy style" position, the man fingers the the girl to climax, and at that instant, punches her in the kidney and pulls out. The result is the woman shitting everywehre.
The donkey punch is quite a sexual feat, just dont get any on your feet.
by Old McJeezy's Jizz December 13, 2007
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Donkey kong

When a female and/or male roughly plays with your cock through your pants and/or underwear
we were watching superbad and she was basically playing donkey kong with my dick...
by elfeicho August 23, 2009
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