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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.
D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
by kelledin August 22, 2018
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Dustin- “Do you remember that gay guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”
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Going balls deep inside a dog while humping it doggy style.
Dustin- “Do you remember seeing the homosexual guy Chris doing it deep dog style with his dog Caleb at the park
Josh- “Duh! I touch myself to that thought every night.”
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Dustin- “Do you remember that guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”
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Deep Dish

When you stick your tongue deep inside a woman's vaginal channel.
"Oh, yes baby! Deep Dish that pussy!"
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Deep sea nuke

Is when you propel shit out your ass underwater at the speed of sound and the shit jumps up over the waters surface creating a shitstorm
"Dude dont go in the water i just dropped a deep sea nuke"
"Oh Yeah i see the shitstorm dude"
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