The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....
.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"
Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.
Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.
Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011
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The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
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Get the Hug, Kiss, or date your crush! mug.to date movie, is to repeat something a re-fucking-dicilously huge amount of times, through fault of being a tard
Chris: you see date movie?
Jacob: no.
::5 min later::
Chris: you see date movie?
Jacob: what the fuck? you just asked me that, no.
::30 seconds later::
Chris: you see date movie?
Jacob:: NO!
::5 days later::
Jacob: you see date movie?
Chris: eff you.
Jacob: no.
::5 min later::
Chris: you see date movie?
Jacob: what the fuck? you just asked me that, no.
::30 seconds later::
Chris: you see date movie?
Jacob:: NO!
::5 days later::
Jacob: you see date movie?
Chris: eff you.
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