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masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011
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street date

Someone who chats you up on the street outside a bar or club and you hang out with the rest of the night.
After a night out at Raffles, I went to VQ to get some food with my new street date.
by GabrielKing June 9, 2011
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53rd date rule

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter

“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle

“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter

“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
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No-Homo Date

When two guys go on a date with each other and they aren't gay
"Hey Daniel, let's go out today on a No-Homo date."
by Memelord231 December 11, 2017
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Louisiana Lunch Date

After a couple men ejaculate into a girls asshole, she proceeds to fart it into another girls vagina
Jenny: This gang bang needs to finish off with a Louisiana Lunch Date
by hannaharendt June 15, 2019
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Hug, Kiss, or date your crush!

You finally have your chance
Its October 28th, the only time you get to hug, kiss, or date your crush! for a day whole day!
by october28 October 27, 2019
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Date Movie

to date movie, is to repeat something a re-fucking-dicilously huge amount of times, through fault of being a tard
Chris: you see date movie?
Jacob: no.

::5 min later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob: what the fuck? you just asked me that, no.

::30 seconds later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob:: NO!

::5 days later::

Jacob: you see date movie?

Chris: eff you.
by Chris the Fifth March 29, 2008
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