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Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.
He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.
by squinthouse June 4, 2010
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Crotch Shot

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotch Shot!

Player 2: Fuck.....
by kazook April 25, 2006
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crotch rocket

A female who's only purpose in life is one thing-perform Sex acts. Her purpose for being is between her legs. She has no other atributes, brains, work skills or any talents. Just sex.
In the office: "Marlene can't even answer the phone or use a copier". Reply: Oh yea she's a {crotch rocket}. Why is Marlene glad she's poor? Answer: she's a crotch rocket.
by genuineforyoutwo January 28, 2010
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Crotch Person

A fun thing to do with the Zwinky ads. Put the wig, sunglasses and belt on the zwinky's crotch to make a face, the Crotch Person. To amuse yourself and your friends, whisper to them "Guess what?" and when they say "what?" shout out "Crotch Person!" At a loss for a new blog entry? Just type "Guess what?" as the subject and "Crotch Person!" as the entry. For even more fun, type it like this: cRoTcH pErSoN
by Laura Jai December 9, 2008
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pussy crotch

The lips of the pussy. Usually used to refer to underwear being stuck up in the "pussy crotch". Basically a front-side female wedgie.
God, my panties are so far up my pussy crotch!
by jackwagon283 October 18, 2010
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crotch rocket

something between your nuts and thigh that goes the speed of fuckin sound plus 5.
SOB my R1 fuckin smokes a Le Sabre with stage 4 heads and no muffler exhaust sport version driven by Arkansas original inbred
by Poop for the bears October 27, 2003
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