rodeo cowboy 

A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.

Hey guys lets go find a group of ladies and pull of some rodeo cowboys tonight

rodeo cowboy by phaterection December 13, 2008

beast mode cowboy 

One Bad Ass Hombre. A state of mind that very few men can obtain. The greatest conquerors of all time where Beast Mode Cowboys. 1. GENGHIS KHAN 1162-1227, 2. ALEXANDER THE GREAT 356-323 BC, 3. TAMERLANE 1336-1405, 4. ATILLA THE HUN 406-453, 5. CHARLEMAGNE 742-814. All throughout history Beast Modey Cowboy conquered.

Chuck Norris runs home and hides under his blanket so Beast Mode Cowboy will not find him.

beast mode cowboy by Frank Lucky 13 August 15, 2014

lipstick cowboy 

The posers that show up for line dancing with designer hats, pretty boots, and a sparkling man-hole-cover-sized belt buckle that wasn't earned. These fellas talk a big game, but cry like their counterparts, the lipstick lesbians when struck. Make sure you don't mistake a real cowboy for a lipstick cowboy!

The bar was filled with fancy dancing lipstick cowboys whose clean trucks revealed the fact that they really work 8-5 in a cubicle!

lipstick cowboy by cpljake2004 June 21, 2007

firefighter cowboy 

good looking cowboy often seen in country bars in Southern California. extremely nice body from working out as a firefighter. really good with the ladies. not a hick like other cowboys but sometimes a player. always wears cowboy boots when he goes out and loves his cowboy hat. be careful cuz the firefighter cowboys are really smooth with all of the ladies so don't get attached too quickly!

Did you talk to that firefighter cowboy last night?
Yea, but then he started to talking to all these other girls.

firefighter cowboy by cowboylvr27 April 23, 2011

lone cowboy 

You are considered a lone cowboy when you are at home with nothing to do, bored out of your mind, and decide that you are going to go jerk off. You take your gun out and start blasting.

duude, im so bored. im gonna go be a lone cowboy

lone cowboy by FrankieDawg September 1, 2011

Asphalt Cowboy 

Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.

*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*

Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."

Asphalt Cowboy by D down in Oz October 21, 2008

jewish cowboy

a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"

kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!

Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.

Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".

Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.

jewish cowboy by MgamerNix August 17, 2008