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Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
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combomination

This combining of ingredients resulting in an abomination.
by xemo October 8, 2016
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condom using

The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.
I am going out with that girl we met last week.

There will be some condom using after our date this evening.
by Thewoods September 15, 2016
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condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.
Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!
by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016
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condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
by BourbonWerber May 25, 2016
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Condomminnium

Codomminnium For those who werent blessed with a average or larger penis
Condomminnium
I hope the pharmacy has those new condomminniums.mim tired of searching for the regular size when they slip off
by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016
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Condom

Is this French or something
So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French
by riplacapone August 18, 2016
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