colonel ratchet

a term used to describe gab s or anyone who is ratchet

"Colonel Ratchet please report to the main office"

by Gabshoo January 20, 2013

Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.

"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"

by Tom26 November 12, 2013

Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.

Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior

by Thund3rQu33f May 3, 2014

collinmeat

A little dick

Yo you seen that, he had a collinmeat

by thatslit78 August 24, 2016

collin and ashton

Two distant strangers that met over time and fell madly in love with one another and can't live life without each other.

Collin and Ashton met at a dart tournament and their future was forever written for them to be together

by Thuglove June 19, 2017

collopy

Slightly like a plumbus but not quite there. Girls like to sit on it, guys like to squirt at it through small holes and windows. Turtles hate it. Your mum, however......done

Wow! What a collopy!

Hey! I managed to squirt on that collopy from 3 miles away through a window and tiny hole! Yay for me!!!

by Buttscratchermelonman July 23, 2017

cillon

The ultimate splash god. The sound of this name can wet any woman panties.

When i grow up i want to be like cillon

by Angry charizaard October 25, 2017