Chode

A Chode is not the gooch. We do not need multiple words for the gooch, because the area between the scrotum and the asshole is simply a gooch, and nothing more. A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode. Also, in my neighborhood, a chode has become such a common word that it can now be used to describe anything that is severely short and fat, such as little fat kids, short fat adults, and other things that are fatter than they are tall (or are just really short and wide/fat).

Look at that midget-- What a Chode!!

Haha, your mom is a chode!

A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.

by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode August 21, 2006

Grenade Grundle Chode

The ugliest guy in a whole group of hotties; a male grenade.

I told my friend's boyfriend to hook me up with one of his friends but the guy was a total grenade grundle chode so i rejected!

by freewezzyknodat22 October 6, 2010

chode

this is a penis that is wider than it is in length a very unfortunate disease

dude i think i have a chode

by adolf October 13, 2003

chode-smoker

One who smokes chode.

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.

by prostate September 1, 2005

Chode

when your cock is like.... wider <----->
than it is long, therefore you have a chode

#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!

#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...

#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!

by Not Conner Runyon October 23, 2008

Chode

cockpit - The skin between your balls and your asshole

You have a smelly chode/cockpit

by my idol January 5, 2009

Chode

When a penis is wide then it is long

6 inches wide 5 inches long

by k Schizzle February 10, 2003