Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.

Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)

by Pp monster January 28, 2021

Finger-Naked

When you're so used to wearing rings, that not wearing them feels weird

I haven't worn my rings in weeks and feel Finger-Naked.

by Totally-Edible-Watermelon May 21, 2019

Naked Sunday

The most fun you’re gonna have with no clothes on.

“It’s naked Sunday, invite the girls over”

by stickymicrowave September 20, 2025

Starke Naked

To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.

While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.

by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009

Naked

A fresh spawn on rust. Avoid them most likely scream super loud. Might whip a waterpipe out of there ass

"oh look a naked lets go fuck with him" "oh no the naked whiped a waterpipe out of his ass"

by SMILDODILDO January 9, 2018

naked grant

A way to make fun of your friend in public and weird out people around you

“Hi naked grant”

by Tdoglasater April 26, 2023

Nakeds

Usually refers to a new/nooby in survival games, these players usually have little to no loot to their name and spend their time either being nuances or absolute dunces.

"Yo there's some nakeds over there on the beach, let's go mess with them!" -Jared

by MrSquishy March 13, 2022