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dushyant : hey kavya goo.gl me the link for rango's dvd torrent...

kavya : roger that.
goo.gl by dushmis June 28, 2011
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goo.gl/beef 

a Google URL shortener link, it leads you to a goatse legal disclaimer, which displays a picture that is very disturbing. what the heck is wrong with you, google?
Note: can be used to troll, much like the method of masking the URL or directly giving the URL.
''hey, check out this link! goo.gl/beef!"
"okay..."
"AAAUG! WHY?!!"
goo.gl/beef by curseyougoatse! November 14, 2013

goo.gl/BsU4zx 

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goo glove 

A rag, cloth etc. that is used for the capture and cleaning of semen after masturbation.
"As i was finishing I reached for my handy dandy goo glove."
goo glove by squirtin' burton June 29, 2008

gloobu goo goob 

Someone unbelievably silly.
"Ugh, Daniel is such a gloobu goo goob."
gloobu goo goob by ChippyChip September 24, 2023

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...
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Example 2:
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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