birdaffe

adjective describing parrots when they have stretched their neck long due to curiosity or fear.

The cockatoo went birdaffe. See the cockatoo go birdaffe. Go birdaffe cockatoo, go birdaffe!

by Yamum March 14, 2004

bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

birdger

A chicken sandwich. Like a burger but made from a bird.

Mark: I'm hungry.
Jason: Me too, let's go get some birdgers.

by guitaristjason May 3, 2009

birdbaff

Slang for birdbath, used when describing a bath taken all up in the sink.

Honey, we're late for the party, hurry up!

Ok, I guess I'll just take a birdbaff.

by Aphik December 30, 2009

bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010

bird chipper

Windmill for electricity production.

Used as a denigratory description by people who don't believe in global warming.

Some people believe large windmills for electricity production are harmful for birds.

Do you believe bird chippers and solar panels are the solution for the energy crisis?

by aaarwin November 1, 2012

Bird Flap

A dance typically conducted while pre-gaming before the bar.

"I feel like tonight's gona be a great night downtown, Ryan is already drunk and doing the bird flap!"

by MadPlayRK July 6, 2014