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better then sex

a term used by stupid adopted fuck tards who think that a movie show or in even sadder cases a a youtube video is in some way better then sex
tard:OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG YOU'VE GOT TO SEE AVATAR ITS BETTER THEN SEX!!!

me: fuck off tard!
by your future murderer January 14, 2010
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Extreme Necro Wife Beater

It is when you fuck your wife so hard up the ass that her intestantts fall out and she dies,you continue to fuck here then throw her down the stairs,then fuck her some more.You fowollow that up by stealing her wallet and runing away.
I live in mexico because I am a Extreme Necro Wife beater and I dont want to be charged with murder.
by John Greco May 16, 2006
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belter

derivative of the geordie word "belta" of the same meaning
That old Heworth Comprehensive saying "belta-buzz"
by fusco September 2, 2003
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You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.
" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."
by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011
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Bester

That card is bester than that one!
by Peter Dobinson June 19, 2004
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bongo beater

Black Africans who beat bongos in their spare time when they manage to get a break from being internet football experts
I won't be donating money to bongo beaters
by purpleponce April 16, 2020
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Licking the beater

When you pound and twirl your finger within your sphincter and draw feces from the rectum and sensually feed it to your sexual partner
Shavonda pleaded to Toni, the token caucasian male, "Would you delight me in Licking the beater?" Toni replied "bitch you be a crazy nigger but i've been in need of rectal stimulation."
by William Mitchell May 10, 2008
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